Because dammit, I do too read gen sometimes! (Especially when there's not a lot of explicit K/S around. Speaking of which: whaddup, fandom?)

Both of these are crackalicious and made me laugh heartily. Read at own risk.

Five Ways Kirk and Spock Did Not Meet (and One Way they Did) by waterpulse

"Really?" Jim crosses his arms. "Well... I drove a car off ( Read more... )

I'm pretty sure each of these is either a hard R or an NC-17, so... you know. GOOD TIMES. Everything is K/S unless otherwise noted.

Humidity by baby_razzle - think rain forest PWP; fantastically sensual.

Asymptote by tahariel - aliens make them NOT do it! Well, sort of.

Broken Restraint by jade-dragoness - bondage fic: Kirk has Spock tied up. 'Nuff said.

Terms of Touch ( Read more... )

Girl #1: You should see Star Trek ( Read more... )

This past Sunday, barely-bean and krisdia came by for some quiche Lorraine, mimosas, and PineathonTM part 2. We had:

- Bottle Shock, which I've already kind of pimped in my reverse cowgirl post. *cough* I'm happy to say that the Terrible Horrible No Good Hair of Hippie!Fine proved to be no deterrent, as our little party reached the consensus of HELL YEAH WE'D ( Read more... )

Of course I've heard stories of this sort of thing happening, but cautionary tales are for people who don't know any better. Right ( Read more... )

Hey, remember that Discovery Channel commercial - the one with the Boom De Ah Da song?

WELL.

Click to view

*melts*

As in: this is the best couch EVER.


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The other night, I was trying to find a certain Britney tune online. (Stop judging me; it's Kirk's fault. The guy's got a cheap and slutty soundtrack.) And I finally figured out why I couldn't find the song "F.U.C.K. Me" anywhere. Also, I realized why this other song about some chick Amy kept coming up in my search ( Read more... )

Because Star Trek and Half-Blood Prince are going to mark this summer at the box office, this makes perfect sense*:

Star Trek characters at Hogwarts.Except they wouldn't just play in the HP 'verse. This is Star motherfucking Trek, people. They'd probably do something so far beyond the vision of the books, they'd subvert that canon for good. ( Read more... )

A week ago, I unexpectedly got to see the Twelfth Night production of Shakespeare in the Park. (OMG I KNOW, I HATE ME TOO.) The show had to be stopped for about 15 minutes because of the rain, and by the end of the night my shoes were wet and all my clothes completely damp (it was misting and lightly raining the entire time), but the bottom line is ( Read more... )